caitdrawsthings:

Update: I FINISHED THIS except the spear but come on it’s a spear and a normal one at that. 

Sir Dinadan of the Round Table. The son of Sir Brunor the Good Knight Without Fear and a close friend of Sir Tristan. Sir Dinadan was well-known as a friendly man who often told jokes. One of his more famous deeds was writing a slanderous ballad about King Mark of Cornwall and sending a troubadour to play it in the man’s court.

flyingspaceoctopi:

lioness–hart:

ceescedasticity:

grifalinas:

moxperidot:

prokopetz:

raejin99:

prokopetz:

Fact: any legend about a holy sword can be improved by 200% by replacing the sword with an axe and making no other changes.

Lady of the lake tosses Axcalibur at King Arthur, killing him instantly

There’s another reblog of this post that implies that knights who wield axes are secretly just lumberjacks, and it combined with this one in my brain to create an AU where the Lady of the Lake is, like, a flannel-wearing lumberjack who lives by a lake. Her role in the story is otherwise unchanged.

the lesbian of the lake

The lesbian of the lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering flannel, held aloft Axcalibur from the bosom of the water

That’s STILL no basis for a system of government!

Better than the one America’s got rn

@lucrezianoin 

@fuckyeaharthuriana

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