The Welsh: here’s our ancient king, Arthur, the unifier of the Britons, a mighty warlord, the Red Ravager, reaver of the underworld, slayer of giants, and repeller of Rome!
Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.