Mordred: You didn’t tell me they were color-coded!
Agravaine: Does it matter?
Mordred: Of course it matters! This is the best present ever!
Agravaine: You know Gareth’s sending those back to the king, right? They aren’t presents for you.
Mordred: There is a rainbow parade of knights coming through the gates and the look on King Arthur’s face is priceless. There’s also a weird tendency for the knight of they day to color-coordinate with the shade Kay’s bruises have turned.
Agravaine: That’s weird.
Mordred: It’s magical!
Agravaine: Why did I think it was okay to leave you unsupervised?
Mordred: In all fairness, you haven’t known me that long.
Agravaine: Damn time-slipping quests.
Mordred: I wonder how many years you’ll lose this time?
Agravaine: MORDRED

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