Gaheris: I am really offended we weren’t invited to the tournament this year. Our self respect demands a harsh response.
Agravaine: We’re thinking about bringing the king a rich breakfast every morning. Then, when he’s grown accustomed to it, we’ll inexplicably stop it.
Gawain: Guys, why don’t you just talk to him? Tell him your feelings are hurt and … Wait a second, you guys stopped bringing me breakfast two weeks ago!
Gaheris: You know what you did

kuttithevangu:

elucubrare:

I don’t know who first spelled the name as “Guinevere,” but I’m forever thankful that it’s the form in most common use, because other options include “Guanhumara” “Guennuuar” “Gahunmare” and “Wenneuereia”

thanks to whichever medieval person decided it was time to stop calling the queen by random horse noises

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