Mordred: m’Lord can you please pass the salt?
Arthur&Galahad:*both reach for the salt* …..
Gwenevere:*averts her gave*
Morgause:*verts her gaze*
Lancelot:*coughs*
Mordred full aware of what he’s just done: *smiles
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Bors: You should be nicer to us Knights Seneschal, for is it not said that “whatever one sows, that will he also reap”. We all get what we deserve sooner or later.
Kay: Wow, I’ve never thought of it that way
Bors: Yes you see …
Kay: So, I can continue being myself and assume that you all deserve it? Nice.
Elaine: Here you go: hot tea.
Lancelot: Thank you, my lady. Elaine: Because that’s what you are. Elaine: A hottie.
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