Galahad for the first seeing Mordred: He’s the one, he’s the one, he’s perfect, his eyes his hair, beyond compare
♪♬♪ he flows, he glows, he walks on air♪ from a sound and renowned family tree, oh he’s the perfect prince for me
♪
Mordred: so i hear your the seed of the king of whores
Galahad: excuse me my grace i believe this is yours
♪ *hands Mordred back to Arthur*
Tag: Humor



Note: This is for my retelling and is not necessarily indicative of their traditional alignments. Post not approved by Sir Thomas Malory.



The only thing the other is good for is stabbing!
Thanks to @byk23 for letting me use their awesome idea!


