incorrect arthurian quotes – Arthurian Legends

Morgause: My son Mordred is an angel who fell from heaven.
Arthur *whispering*: Yeah, so was Lucifer…

Uther: Your insolence goes too far.
Morgana: Wrong. It can go a lot further.

Guinevere: You’re blackmailing me!?

Mordred: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer “extortion.” The “x” makes it sound cool.

Mordred: I have done nothing wrong, in my life, ever
Morgause: I know this and I love you.

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Bors: Hey, black knight.
Lancelot: What?
Bors: I knew it! It was you at the tournament!
Lancelot: Dammit. I thought you said Lancelot.
Bors: Black knight?
Lancelot: Yes? OH MY GOD.
Bors: It was you!

Mordred: you not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive

Gareth: I’m scared.
Morgause: Do you trust me son?
Gareth: Yes – lets himself fall back and falls to the ground-
Morgause: Rule number one, do not trust anybody.

Arthur: There are six chairs and nine of us. What do we do?
Guinevere: Bring three more chairs.
Kay: Everyone stands.
Galahad: The best six of us can sit down.
Mordred: Kill three.

Arthur: What is that face?
Mordred: I feel something
Mordred: Is this what people call low-key affection?
Mordred: I low-key affection you.

Morgan: Do you remember that one time i loved you?
Arthur: No
Morgan: Good cause it never happened!