Mordred: I hate you.
Gawain: It’s not my fault.
Mordred: You should have declared the conflict of interest at the beginning.
Gawain: There was no conflict in the beginning. I wasn’t involved in the queen’s plot at all until it was time to collect her winnings.
Mordred: Likely.
Gawain: Why are you mad at me? Gareth, Gaheris and Agravaine were involved, too.
Mordred: Their wives asked them to help carry the bottles. You were sworn to help the women and DIDN’T TELL ME.
Gawain: It’s common knowledge!
Mordred: MAYBE TEN YEARS AGO!
Gawain: How was I supposed to know they’d cover up Anna’s death? It’s my greatest shame.
Mordred: Feeling guilty will not prevent me from being angry with you.
Gawain: Why should it?
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Kay: I need you to run block on Lancelot.
Guinevere: Not going happen. He already gathered that you’re back with the boys.
Kay: Dammit. Is there any way you can minimize the fallout were about to walk into?
Guinevere: I can place an order for people to avoid the courtyard, but then it looks like I’m shaming them.
Kay: Which of course means everyone will be hiding around to corner to see what’s happening. Why does he make everything so difficult?
Guinevere: The world he sees isn’t quite the one we all live in.
Kay: Arthur, too, but he doesn’t cause this much chaos.
Guinevere: Ban’s family are all overachievers.
Guinevere: I have an idea. Can you all trust me?
Kay: Yes, ma’am.
Mordred: I’m sorry I lost Lancelot. I don’t know what happened.
Arthur: Lancelot’s the best of my knights. If he couldn’t keep the situation under control I don’t expect you to be able to.
Mordred: I appreciate that. But how does Sir Fuckup rank above Gawain?
Arthur: You go from apologetic to antagonistic real quick, don’t you?
Mordred: Sorry.
Arthur: No you aren’t. I swear, if we didn’t know you were Lot’s, I’d swear you were Kay’s son.
Mordred: I don’t really remember Lot that well, but Morgause, Agravaine, and Kay have all had a significant impact on my upbringing.
Arthur: At least you’re on our side.
Mordred: Day three
Mordred: My riding privileges have been revoked, pending a display of proper technique.
Agravaine: Ouch
Ask an Arthurian character
Thought it might be a fun exercise.
Send an ask (or a measage if you’re using mobile) addressed to one of the Arthurian characters who’ve appeared in Round Table Texts so far. They’ll post abpunlic response sometime later in the week.
Kay: You said you knew his tells.
Bradley: Here we go.
Kay: You SAID you’d beat him.
Bradley: Not this again.
Kay: Instead MORDRED, of all people, wins our money. Sneaky little bastard.
Bradley: I knew you liked that kid.
Kay: Lies.
Bradley: There’s good reason Mordred won.
Kay: Lay it on me. What’s your excuse?
Bradley: Mordred spends more time with Galahad than we do. He’s got a better read on him. Much like I can always call your bluff.
Kay: Care to make a wager?
Lancelot: I think it’s time we got to know one another.
Mordred: That’s rather unexpected.
Lancelot: Oh?
Mordred: I think this might be the first time you’ve acknowledged me since Galahad arrived. To what do I owe the interest?
Lancelot: Nothing in particular. You have promise.
Mordred: I see.
Mordred: When are you coming back?
Agravaine: I’m not sure.
Mordred: No one’s dead, though. Right?
Agravaine: I mean a lot of knights are dead, but nobody you care about.
Mordred: So what’s the holdup?
Agravaine: Gareth has a plan and I’m sworn to secrecy.
Mordred: I guess I won’t be bored for long.
i want to make a texts from last night blog with the arthurian knights called texts from last knight…. but 1. i need to at least read some more arthurian things 2. where the fuck do i find pictures of the more obscure knughts (i challenge you to find paintings of galehaut) 3. half of it would depend on how I see the characters, since their personality always depends on the writer except for some recurring elements
but the night/knight pun is too good to pass up…
Here’s Galehaut! (the one dressed in dark blue, quello in centro con Ginevra e Lancillotto)

About knights you might find something here in the tags and there are some really amazing websites with many pics (
And about the third point, I definitely agree! for example about incorrect arthurian quotes here I only use the chat/post forms, without pictures, and roundtabletexts use as well chat form and only writing forms (and it’s amazing).
I think you can definitely makes a mix! Maybe using actors in medieval clothes and/or actors who played the characters in arthurian media!
Arthur: How fast can you whip up a welcome home party?
Kay: Tomorrow? Who’s back?
Arthur: Gawain.
Kay: I thought he was beheaded by that green guy.
Arthur: So did I, but he’s back.
Kay: …so does he need to eat?
Arthur: HE STILL HAS HIS HEAD.
Kay: Damn.