simaraknows:

Arthurian Knights as explained by Moi

Lancelot

  • pretty boy
  • got confused for someones wife once
  • everyone is a little gay for Lancelot
  • makes bad live choices
  • was roofied twice by the same woman
  • his real name is Galahad don’t ask why it’s complicated

Galehaut

  • very gay for Lancelot
  • like even gayer for Lancelot then everyone else
  • played matchmaker for Ginover and Lancelot
  • basically had a poly-relationship with Lancelot and Ginover for a while
  • I’m serious they had a symbolic wedding & he kept Lancelot company in bed when Ginover couldn’t make it

Galahad

  • the product of Lancelot getting roofied
  • has virginity powered chivalry skills
  • thinks he’s better then you (& propably is cause that’s his job)
  • yes he’s named after his dad because names in Arthurian legends aren’t confusing enough if you only use them once

Percival

  • was raised as a girl cause his mom didn’t want him to become a knight
  • too good for this world, too pure
  • keeps being low-key sexually harassed by women
  • very uncomfortable with being nude
  • managed to be married for weeks before realising that sex is a thing he and his wife might wanna try
  • his greatest weakness is being socially awkward

Gawain

  • said he would want to be a young maiden & seduce Lancelot once
  • is obliged to defend women as a consequence of very bad life choices
  • smooched a knight he was staying with- three days in a row
  • wanted to sex everything when he was younger
  • got tricked into marrying a woman that basically cursed him with never being able to sleep with anyone else once
  • also got married to a woman who schooled people on woman’s rights in another legend

women of King Arthur & the knights of the round table: Tasha

MORDRED: You have his eyes, by the way.
TASHA: Shut up.
TASHA: Who’s eyes.
MORDRED: Tristan de Lyoness, the knight you’re related to.

Tasha Barren, of the House Tristan, is probably a descendant of Sir Tristan. She is on probation for murder, but she got the permission to travel to Bangkok to partecipate in a training/tournament at Gunner’s dojo. The event is mostly a meet up of people who think (with irony or with true seriousness) they are the descedent of arthurian knights. She is probably the best fighter in the group and she doesn’t have a lot of patience, but she truly believes she is related to Sir Tristan.

While guarding Mordred, Tasha finds out that Mordred used an alien’s glove to find out everything about her: that she killed her own father in self defense, that she wants to know more about her destiny. Following her own curiosity, Tasha puts on the alien glove and touches Mordred, trusting the fact that the man desperately wants to know who he is and she wants to find out as well.
Reading into Mordred’s soul and past, Tasha seems to start sympathizing with him and she truly believes Mordred wants to stop working with his mother.
When Mordred sacrifices himself to save Jenna in the final battle, Tasha and the others try to convince him that there is no hell, and he won’t be damned forever.
At the end, she promises to use her life for justice and to defend the pure.

arthurian women in tv/movies

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